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Sarcastic Cards
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Kiss my ass
Dickhead (Frame)
Don't lie you've had more rides than a bike
The world is amazing because you're in it (apparently)
You're Shit (Frame)
Only Fans
I have a big pussy
Nice pear
For Fucks Sake (Frame)
I'm giving you crabs
Your still a c*nt
big cock
I’m sorry I called you an asshole
I wet my p(L)ants
i can't wait to bug you
If only your dad wore a condom
Hot air balloon full of shit
I'm your biggest fan
Classy bitch
Eating Carrots would make me see
babies are so lazy
Bless chu
Keep rocking
Nosey bird
One day you'll meet your Prince(ess)
Fuck Off (Frame)
Blue balls
Take us with you
Die (Frame)
Sorry for your loss I quit
Fist me
Prick
Fanny fart
Thank fuck for that
I gave good head
Happy Vasectomy Day (acorns)
C*nt (Frame)
Kiss my ass
Dickhead (Frame)
Don't lie you've had more rides than a bike
The world is amazing because you're in it (apparently)
You're Shit (Frame)
Only Fans
I have a big pussy
Nice pear
For Fucks Sake (Frame)
I'm giving you crabs
Your still a c*nt
big cock
I’m sorry I called you an asshole
I wet my p(L)ants
i can't wait to bug you
If only your dad wore a condom
Hot air balloon full of shit
I'm your biggest fan
Classy bitch
Eating Carrots would make me see
babies are so lazy
Bless chu
Keep rocking
Nosey bird
One day you'll meet your Prince(ess)
Fuck Off (Frame)
Blue balls
Take us with you
Die (Frame)
Sorry for your loss I quit
Fist me
Prick
Fanny fart
Thank fuck for that
I gave good head
Happy Vasectomy Day (acorns)
C*nt (Frame)
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Our funny cards say what you find sometimes you cannot. Sarcastic and witty.
Now also available in a variety six pack.
Printed in Sarasota, Fl by SM5 Candle Co.
4.25' x 5.5' w
hite stock card
Kraft envelope
Blank inside
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